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The Merkabah Project: Where I’ve Been

So, it’s been a while.

Now I know what you’re thinking: Terminal laziness, personal problems, wavering faith and relationship issues have dragged me from the daily release of these ridiculous articles. You’d be right, but only to a point- while away (trying to get my ragged life back up and running) I have been conducting some tireless research into something which may be of help to all of us.

I call this research The Merkabah Project.

Since you’re reading this article I presume that you’ve at least a little rudimentary knowledge of what a Merkabah consists of. If not, well there’s nothing wrong with that at all; not knowing something isn’t a flaw, and this old article should compile all the basics down. Nothing like getting caught up to speed, right?

Anyway, as Chronamut so kindly commented on the article above, the research I conducted back then was incomplete. I didn’t touch on any of the Katharic Merkabah Models, partially because I don’t put any faith in a system based on payment for guarantees of ascension, but also because Metatronic and other “Dark” Merkabahs at that point were out of my field. They were based more on the suppositions of learned individuals, rather than evidence or cultural artefacts, so the phenomena were hardly verifiable, and as such had no place on this blog.

Anyway, this absence has given me time to re-examine some of the evidence, do a little theory work and- in essence- discover something abundantly vital to the advancement of the Spiritual Sciences. Namely: Merkabahs exist, and are completely and utterly within our grasp. Oh, and you don’t have to give £170 to a crook for the privilege of having the information.

An Induction Forge: A Key Element Of This Research

So, what evidence have I compiled, where did it come from, why am I calling Ashayana Deane a crook and why the hell should you listen to me? Well, for the sake of thoroughness, credibility and transparency I’m going to be publishing a series of Merkabah Project articles to explain exactly how this information was found, revealed to me and ultimately culminated in some theories. I’m going to take you through experiments, create some videos showing their results (not just selling them to you an expecting you to subscribe to my outlandish notions) and hopefully show you that the light of the truth isn’t found “out there”- it’s within us all.

Where to start? Well, this is an introduction, so I suppose I’ll summarise my proposal in as abridged a format as I can. Thus:

The Merkabah Project is a Study of Spirit intensive study, which will investigate, illuminate and most importantly prove the existence of the psuedo-scientific phenomenon of the Merkabah. The Merkabah itself will be explained in both faith-based terms, as well as backed up by the validity of conventional science.

By performing a series of recreate-able experiments, and showing my results the credibility of this study should be ensured, as well as the implications it has for other faith systems.

This project began due to a disbelief, but has grown into something which can actually be sustained, observed and reported as fact, and as such we can observe exactly what is meant by the term “Merkabah”.

In case you hadn’t guessed, I’ve been working pretty hard.

So, a table of contents for the coming days:

  1. Where I’ve Been (Introduction)
  2. Aetheric Construction
  3. Conventional Applications of Pre-Existing Merkabahs
  4. Application of Theoretical Geometry
  5. Materials
  6. The Lucifer Experiment: Mars and Earth
  7. The Construction of a Synthetic Merkabah
  8. Applications Of Merkabah Science
  9. Conclusion

Yeah. Chapter 7 is going to be pretty important. I’m rigging up a bunch of standard cameras, but am also borrowing a spectrometer from the local university, as well as  several nonstandard capture devices to observe results outside the visible spectrum.

I can’t wait to show you what I’ve found.



The Ego

If Sigmund Freud is to be believed, the Ego is one of the most important parts of a person’s psychological make-up. It is what we perceive ourselves to be, and as such the great ‘reflecting dish’ by which we interpret the world around us.

If certain members of the spiritual community are to be believed, then the Ego is a nigh-impassable hurdle which stops the vast majority of people from achieving enlightenment. We are told to “let go” of this sense of ourself, and with it all of our preconceptions of self-worth and self-loathing and to drop the barriers the ego imposes between us and the unity consciousness of the universe.

Personally, I’d say that the truth of the matter is somewhere in-between.

Sigmund Freud, a man of dubious credibility due to a long history of spousal abuse and drug-use, is the founder of modern psychology. He posited a lot of theories in his time, and in contrast with other psychotherapists and theorists, such as Karl Jung, they practically defined the theory of the ego, which has become one of the key factors in the definition of psychological theory even now.

So, before we go into any mumbo-jumbo let’s actually look at what the Ego “is”. Freud defined the Ego as: “part of personality that mediates the demands of the id, the superego and reality.” Now, what does this mean? Basically, that it’s the Ego which keeps us from acting on our basic instincts, like animals. It’s the thing which makes us socially acceptable, and defines the way in which we interact with other people. It is what makes us the members of society we’re meant to be.

Now, does that sound like the kind of activity we traditionally associate with egotism?

Egotism and egotistical behaviour are a completely different kettle of fish. The idea that the Ego is a negative thing comes not from the possession of an ego, as everyone on Earth has one by the very fact that they are human, but rather the over exaggeration of one’s Ego until it causes your sense of self-worth to outstrip the value of others. It is the very notion that you are in some way superior, simply by the merit of being you, because you’re a super-special individual rather than a couple of hundred pounds of dying meat.

Sure, self-worth is important. If you dislike yourself, and devalue yourself as a person then you’re at risk of becoming depressive; there’s nothing wrong with having some self-esteem, in fact that’s even commendable. It’s when your Ego grows so large that you begin to think other people are lesser than you that you become a problem. It is this non-technical version of what we understand as the Ego that spirituality deals with.

The spiritual version of the Ego deals almost exclusively with the understanding of the self, rather than a component of it. “The meek shall inherit the Earth,” the Hindu theory of ‘Ahamkara’, the Buddhist understanding of ‘skandhas’, all are connected intricately and show how followers should treat others. Now, I’m sure a part of this is a simple control system- removing followers’ self esteem to the point that they become submissive and do anything their religion says, but part of it at least is very very valid.

Think about it: How many people do you know that you view negatively because they seem like a big-headed, self-obsessed asshole? Someone who you think values themselves in a manner so ridiculous that their impression of you seems instinctively insulting? Someone who values themselves so much more than they do anything else, because they have the deluded idea that they are the most special snowflake?

It’s gonna be at least one.

So why do we hate these egotistical individuals? Well, part of it is to do with the Freudian idea of the Ego, and part of it relates to the spiritual view of the ego. As Freud and Jung understood it, the Ego helped us define the way in which we transcended our base nature and interact positively with other people- people considered to be Egotistical usually defy the regular conventions of social practise by being patronising or condescending, and people hate that. They do this because, to their mind anyway, their knowledge vastly outstrips that of those around them. They are, after all, the best person ever- and anyone who challenges this is probably just jealous of how super special awesome they are.

So, why is this “wrong”? Why does believing that you’re better than other people mean that you’re a worse human being than someone humble? Well, this is where the spiritual element of the Ego comes in; largely due to the perception that those who are obsessed with the self often consider themselves “too good” to act with compassion.

Look at Jesus- pretty cool guy, zombie Jew and carpentry expert- he was considered by many, many people in his lifetime to be the king of the Jews. He was also, pretty obviously, enlightened- never hurting anybody, and in the end he made the ultimate act of selflessness and allowed himself to endure a torturous death for what he believed would help mankind. Now, in spite of all this he was still the kind of man who washed the feet of prostitutes, and didn’t consider himself to be any better than the convicts he was crucified with.

What a guy.

This attitude isn’t unique to Christ either- Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims and Jews all have the same basic tenements when it comes to the ego. They all consider it to be an unsightly abomination which elevates us above our peers and causes us to neglect not only our spiritual side (worshipping ourselves as Gods) but also our fellow men. They demand that we put our selves to one side and concentrate on helping others, and not one of them says that we should feel pride for doing so. It’s just the right thing to do.

So, why do we, men and women- who do not feed beggars or save the world- believe ourselves to be better than one another? Well, that’s a topic for another time, but in brief it’s a mixture of contempt for others, misinformation, control systems, social rebellion and plain and simple capitalistic self-interest. We are raised to care about ourselves, to compete with our peers rather than collaborate with them and try to make our own lives good before helping others. No matter who we are- whether we claim to be enlightened, or just some asshole- we are still only human.

Let’s change that, shall we?

Unidentified Flying Objects

You walk outside your trailer, a Pabst Blue Ribbon clutched in your grimy hand and gaze out into the Arizona night. You see a light in the sky, hear an eerie noise and suddenly whoosh, it buggers off into the distance faster than anything ever could. Are you crazy?


You’re crazy because you exaggerated, lied and told the media about things which just plain didn’t happen. You’re crazy because you believe that aliens would ever abduct a drunken nobody like you, you’re crazy because you have an unsubstantiated report and you’re crazy because you think anyone would ever believe you. Believing in UFOs doesn’t make you bizarre, your actions after seeing something as commonplace as a weird thing in the skies of Earth do. If people are calling you “crazy”, chances are that you’re acting as such. Stop that.

Ever since the 50s tales of UFOs, or ‘Unidentified Flying Objects’ have become incredibly popular, but their history stretched back far, far longer than we could ever really conceive.

The first birds were unidentified before we sat down and created ornithology, the first planes must have baffled people and in this dark new world the things we see in the sky are just as alien as those first creatures and crafts. There are even reports of UFOs in the bible, for God’s sake- it’s only in the last sixty or seventy years that people have become fascinated enough to delude themselves that there is something weird about this phenomenon.

So, what makes a UFO into a myth? Well, the Flying Object part is pretty concise- nobody really has any qualms about this because everyone has an implicit understanding of what constitutes one. The important part of a UFO is the U. People are instinctively fearful of things they don’t understand, and fear is a great motivator for fascination. Since time immemorial people have come up with ridiculous theories to explain away this xenophobia, and this isn’t unique to UFOs in any sense of the word.

People were afraid of death, afraid of a hostile, apparently Godless world; so they created God. People are afraid of flying saucers, so they create tales of aliens. It’s the same shit, except without the dogmatic control systems which are universally appealing to those in power, and as such these tales are dismissed as lunacy.

I would like to get one thing straight before we go on: UFOs in the traditional sense completely and utterly exist.

There are too many reports to deny these strange occurrences, from too many people and ratified in too many cohesive independent statements. There is no doubt that there are bizarre things, and that indeed the truthis out there, but blaming the truth on something as unprovable and invisible as aliens? Let’s not go full retard here.

The official line on UFOs varies from instance to instance: Swamp gas, weather balloons, experimental military aircraft, and ball-lightning being just a few of the popular ones, and given that the authorities are more than happy to publish their findings under the freedom of information act I find it ridiculous that people doubt the legitimacy of these explanations. Of course, in the case of experimental aircraft it is prudent for any government to behave in a secretive manner, so of course there are going to be cover-ups of the more radical examples of UFO theory- it’s simply part and parcel of what it means to maintain national security.

One of the things which harms the legitimacy of UFO phenomena are the people who report their sightings or experiences. As I said earlier, if you act crazy people are going to think you’re crazy, it’s simple- and the vast majority of people who sensationalise their UFO stories behave in a manner which is far from believable. Conspiracy theorists make lousy spokesmen, due to high levels of anxiety and a distrust of authority, so they generally forgo proper procedure and post their tales on web forums, tinfoil hats securely moulded to their heads, and this is a true tragedy since these flying objects are so goddamn fascinating.

The only times governments, investigators and journalists take claims of UFO sightings are when they are “mass sightings”, which are specific occasions where multiple credible sources report consistent sightings of the same events. People don’t take the words of men wh0 considerStar Trek to be prophetic masturbatory material seriously.

Well, I think that point has been pretty severely made, so let’s look at some of the UFOs which we now understand!

The Haunebu Device: 1939-1945

Quite probably the progenitor of the tales of “Flying Saucers”, the Haunebu device was a conceptual aircraft built by none other than the villains from Indiana Jones 1 and 3. The Nazis.

The SS E-IV group, a division of the Nazi occult society “The Order of the Black Sun” created, way back in the second world war, a revolutionary electromagnetic engine which used rotational forces to achieve lift. By rapidly spinning a disc-like wing the craft could achieve speeds of up to 21,000kph with a crew of nine by its second incarnation (Haunebu II, 1941).

I’m not going to go into it too much, but it’s thought that this revolutionary (get it?) “saucer” design is the basis for which the majority of disc-craft comes from. If you want to read about the whole project you should definitely check out this website: which details the project in full. It’s fact that these craft existed and were manufactured, but (and this part is speculation) were either too cumbersome or pricey to become the dominant form of aerial unit in conventional warfare.

Could sightings of new “flying saucers” (and the inherent evidence of radiation caused by them) be the spiritual offspring of the Haunebu device created by contemporaneous governments and aeronautics companies? Who knows.

“Wing” Aircraft (1940s-Present)

“Wing” type aircraft are utterly bizarre looking, and have been the cause of mass viewings of UFOs for decades now. The documentary I Know What I Saw which investigated a mass UFO sighting concluded that the largest mass sighting of a single UFO was in fact related to these unconventional aeroplanes.

The sighting in question took place in 1997 and was reported by an entire town, as well as commercial airline pilots, was caught on camera by multiple people and is conclusive evidence that UFO sightings are, on occasion, credible. It was described as “The size of Camelback mountain” and “Shaped like a boomerang”, and is as yet completely unexplained through official channels.

The design is largely understood thanks to the implementation of standard stealth bombers, which use the simple shape to reduce radar image and simplify the use of geometric radar dispersal. So why not just scale this up? It’s my opinion at least that the object in I Know What I Saw was one of these craft, but why not watch it for yourself? It’s awesome after all:

It goes into governmental cover-ups of the event, as well as the politics surrounding the possible craft, and even goes a little into establishing the mass credibility of the townsfolk who reported it. As far as documentaries on UFOs go, this is probably the most journalistically pure, and therefore scientifically viable examples of the existence of a UFO that has ever been created.

Anyway, I digress.

So, some of the reports of UFOs make no sense, and even I can attest to having seen strange lights in the sky which moved in ways which were completely impossible. I looked into these, and no skyworthy craft conceivable to my knowledge could have travelled in such a manner. Not Chinese Lanterns, not UAVs, not conventional aircraft and certainly not anything possible with our current level of technology. This too is a common occurrence.

Lights seen dancing arithmetically in the sky only to shoot off over the horizon are becoming more and more commonplace as we march unavoidably into the 21st century, so what could these be? Aliens? Super-secret aircraft capable of remarkable speed and manoeuvrability? We don’t know. They’re unidentified.

Until we have the means to identify them, I guess we’ll just have to speculate with as much common sense as we can until we have enough evidence to classify these phenomena. Until then they’ll just have to remain UFOs, and while they’re utterly fascinating unless we can maintain our credibility through the strictest adherence to truth-telling and avoidance of hyperbole we’re going to be stuck on the fringes of science.

In short, stop telling people you got anally probed, maybe the world will take UFOs more seriously.

Seriously. Stop it.

Astrology 3: The Mars Effect

So in yesterday’s article I touched briefly on the frankly mental idea that any astrological “science” could be regarded as in any way valid citing a theory known colloquially as The Mars Effect.

The study itself is… Controversial. L’influence des astres (the influence of the stars), carried out in 1955 by French psychologist and statistician Michel Gauquelin was the first realistic sortie into a serious study of the viability of astrology. Since it was published back in the 50s, and given its remarkable findings the paper has received criticism and scepticism which, frankly, it utterly deserves.

The study itself is, in a word, long. As such I shall do my best to summarise what pertinent information can be found within its pages, as well as pointing out the holes poked in it by the scientific community in the last sixty years.

“The Mars Effect” itself refers to the apparent statistical link between the movement of Mars in the heavens and the birth of prominent athletes; an incredible finding and quite plainly observable in the graph above. The noticeable peaks outside the circle surrounding the twelve ‘sectors’, which represent the planes of Mars’ orbit show that those born with extreme athletic prowess were, in general, born at times where Mars was ‘rising’, or ‘culminating’.

Needless to say, it was a pretty revolutionary claim.

So, what caused the athletes’ apparent prowess? Well, much has been claimed but very little is truly understood. Was it interstellar radiation, kooky Martian magic or just plain astrological influence? Nobody particularly knew, and nobody took particular issue with the results at first; people just nodded quietly to themselves, and figured that their staunch faith had been validated. The study was even accepted and acknowledged by the renowned statistician and fellow psychologist Hans Eysenck, which is saying a lot.

It was, however, a short-lived acceptance.

Michel Gauquelin

The scientific community’s greatest asset is its inherent design by which older, inaccurate information is constantly revised and replaced by newer theory. It is this ability to go back and redact the studies which turn out to be lies which make it so much more reliable as a belief system than a religion, as rather than attempting to justify incorrect clauses it simply replaces them and says: “We were wrong. We now know this.”

This is precisely what happened when The Mars Effect was cross-examined by other scientists at a later date. The “beef” these individuals had with the study was that it allegedly deviated from proper operating procedure in both the procurement and compilation of its data. To fully explain these discrepancies it is important to understand the way in which L’influence des astres was carried out, and we’ll be looking at that right bloody now.

Gauquelin first looked at the births of prominent athletes both in France and abroad, and charted their birth on a fairly simple chart. He then mapped this data against a curvature which indicated a correlation between athletic success (and therefore ability) and the movements of Mars. Sounds simple enough, right? That’s because it is simple, as most things which turn out to be right are.

He then published the findings, and defended them three years later in 1956 by inviting a team of Belgian athletes- the Comité Para- where he repeated the test and found once more the correlation known as The Mars Effect! Two independent studies, even by the same person, are considered conclusive, however since these experiments concerned the (largely despised) ‘psuedoscience’ of astrology it had far more sceptics and disbelievers than your average foray into the unknown.

So, now that we have a basic understanding of L’influence des astres‘ methodology we can pretty much predict the allegations that were levied against it: Gauquelin must have fudged the numbers, right?

It was claimed by many (and later ‘proven’ in further investigations) that the study performed by Michel Gauquelin had used a despicable and unspeakable technique, of which any statistician would be ashamed. Apparently the data he collected had been done selectively rather than indiscriminately- in simpler terms, he disregarded anything which refuted his objective. Other contemporary athletes were deemed viable by Gauquelin’s counterparts and critics, while the man himself had claimed that they were “extraneous anomalies”.

It seemed that Gauquelin also had a clear motive for falsifying his data, as following the publication of the study he became quite famous, as well as a good deal richer. Well, a lot richer- if you can ‘prove’ that a popular pastime is valid then you can make a bunch of money in books, self-help and even pseudo-religion simply by selling your bullshit worldwide (see Kathara for further examples).

So, was this whole study a fraud planned by a balding Frenchman in an effort to placate the kind of morons who believe that someone calling themselves “The Great And Powerful Mystic Marta” and thereby profit hugely? Well… Perhaps, quite frankly. I can’t honestly give you any proof either way!

The fact is that the only person who really knows whether or not L’influence des astres was a legitimate scientific investigation is Gauquelin himself, and given the amount he has been discredited and scorned he’s not likely to talk. That and he’s dead. Whether or not you believe in the study is up to you, but given the harsh critique against him I think it’s prudent to mention that he had ardent defenders as well.

“Gauquelin adequately allowed for demographic and astronomical factors in predicting the expected distribution of Mars sectors for birth times in the general population,” said the biostatisticians Abell, Kurtz and Zellen in 1985.

The ‘errors’, deliberate or not were the primary criticism of Gauquelin’s work, and according to the men close to him he had accounted for these errors in his findings. These were men with no reason to lie, short of personal loyalty- and given that ten years elapsed between his shunning and this reappraisal of his findings it seems like a true statement.

Indeed, I personally find it more than plausible that the wider scientific community rejected Gauquelin’s findings on principle alone. Astrology has always been looked down upon, so any validity lent to it would betray the open-minded image that science had always adopted. It would have been, undeniably, a nightmare. People would have started planning pregnancies according to the stars, and that would be embarrassing for everyone.

Another defence that is commonly overlooked is that The Mars Effect wasn’t the only relevant statistical finding of L’influence des astres. It also found that many other professions had astrological factors, which flew in the face of other statistical analysis of astrology’s significance, which applied largely to another ‘soft’ science: Psychology.

Marvin Zelen: Progenitor of the Zelen Test

In 1975, Paul Kantz published an article in his journal The Humanist criticizing Gauquelin. Naturally Michel didn’t take kindly to this, and he and his wife rose to the challenge and replicated the results of the original study; something nobody thought possible. This test was observed at every level, had a sizeable control group of “non-champions”, and was considered definitive proof that The Mars Effect specifically (as it was a study that focused on athletes due to the popularity of the initial findings) existed.

There were, however, events which transpired following what became known as The Zelen Test which obfuscated these findings: Elaborate post-test diversions were employed, including the ejection of a member of CSICOP, a man named Rawlins who had allegedly tried to fake elements of the test, casting doubt on the entire test’s legitimacy. Because of this spectacle, nothing like the Zelen test has ever been seriously attempted since.

Utterly bizarre, right? That the human race could have progressed due to a relevant finding which was shot down because it clashed with widely held beliefs? Sounds almost like science was, in its way, suppressing the truth as much as religions have done for centuries. Either way, there is reasonable doubt cast against the theory that Gauquelin was a liar. In fact, if anything it makes his findings- including The Mars Effect– appear more valid.

Guess astrology is at least partially valid. Huh.

Crash and burn.

Astrology 2: Charts, Signs and Whaaaaaat?!

So yesterday I may have had a little too much fun debunking the evils of mainstream astrological products but right now we’re going to rage hard into brass-tacks. It’s time, my friends, to get mathematical.

Now, if the validity of Sacred Geometry has taught us anything it’s that numbers have power; as such understanding this phenomenon can be one of the most beneficial undertakings a three-dimensional being can embark upon. It’s not easy, if it were then it’d probably be worth doing, and far more people would know the fundamental laws behind not only science but the very nature of reality itself.

Astrology is, at its heart, a mathematical science. I’d like to stress again (because it’s so fucking important) that this does not include the prediction of the future by amateurish frauds who work for the tabloid press. Rather, astrology is a study which utilises various factual data (which is embedded into every human being at birth) to ascertain various attributes pertaining to the person in question.

It’s pretty trippy stuff.

So, what can be gathered about a person at birth? Well, aside from obvious physical factors (gender, race, disabilities and such) there are a number of spiritual elements assigned which are prerequisites for the smooth-running of pure astrology. These factors are all incredibly simple once you know what you’re looking for, and are identified thusly:

  • YEAR OF BIRTH: Defines Chinese Zodiac as well as some equinox stuff too complicated to go into right now.
  • DATE OF BIRTH: Defines Babylonian Zodiac or “Star Sign”.
  • TIME OF BIRTH: Calculates your Babylonian “Rising Sign”, which identifies how you interact with others.
  • PHYSICAL STUFF: Gender, location of birth, who and where on the Earth you are and how that relates to you.

Yeah. That’s a lot more than reading Cosmo and finding out you should eat fewer carbs this month.

Anyway, put all of that stuff together and you end up with a complex astrological chart which, while occasionally seeming a little “cold-reading”-y, is still an often eerily accurate representation of the person to whom the chart belongs.

Oh God Help It's Too Much

Now, once you’ve got a hold of this chart- called a “Natal Chart“- with its vertexes and its bizarrely awkward interpretive structure you’re pretty much back to square one as far as credibility is concerned. How can a chart like this define how a person turns out, where does this leave free will and who the hell believes what the Babylonians had to say anyway?

Well, why not try it for yourself? All you need is your Date of Birth, Time of Birth and Place of Birth and you’re off to a rip-roaring start! No, seriously, it’s great fun even if you’re just going to laugh at it:

Ok? You done with that? Good. Now, if you’ve noticed an undeniable likeness to your own life, personality or upbringing then read on, if not then oh well, you got to put personal information into a computer screen and have it spirograph up some pretty data for you. Either way, you’ve probably noticed at least some validity to the words which just printed themselves on the screen, at least enough to listen to some actual data regarding the scientifically-proven validity of these bizarre charts?

It wouldn’t be a Study of Spirit article without quoting some obscure and little-known (yet entirely checkable) study performed by some weird scientists thirty years ago, so let’s take a look at one such instance!

Commercial astrology has been legitimately disproved by a study conducted in the 1950s performed by Theodore W. Adorno, who studied several astrological columns in various places (some more reputable than others) who concluded that their findings had no basis in factual reality. Their statements, he found, bore no resemblance to any world events and were relevant only on a personal level. Adorno, very simply, concluded that: “Astrology was a large-scale manifestation of systematic irrationalism, where individuals were subtly being led to believe that the author of the column was addressing them directly through the use of flattery and vague generalizations.”

This work was ratified in more recent years by the scientist Shawn Carlson’s “blind experiment”, which challenged 28 professional astrologers (not capitalist, journalist hacks as investigated by Adorno) to match 100 natal charts to 100 psychological profiles generated with the most up-to-date methodology available: The CPI (Calafornia Psychological Inventory). Needless to say, Carlson’s findings were that statistically natal charts were akin to a random stab in the dark, or in his words: “No better than chance.” His findings were published in Nature in 1985, and showed that the testing clearly and definitively “refutes the astrological hypothesis.”

There was discord caused by the last article, which was my own personal experience, but this is scientific data collated over fifty years. Astrologers cannot tell the future, and apparently can’t really divine anything from a natal chart. This is scientific fact.

Or is it?

In a wider sense modern scientific theory considers astrology a ‘pseudoscience’, being dismissed by even the great Bart J. Bok, who said: “We can see how infinitesimally small are the gravitational and other effects produced by the distant planets and the far more distant stars. It is simply a mistake to imagine that the forces exerted by stars and planets at the moment of birth can in any way shape our futures.”

It must be noted, however, that Carl Sagan himself (praise be upon him) declined to sign the statement, which was itself signed by other prominent members of the astronomic community. This is more telling than we can ever let ourselves believe. We could simply theorise that Sagan, a popular figure in the media, did not want to cause upset to his many fans who did believe in astrology as a viable derivative of astronomy, however the truth of the matter is far less sinister.

Sagan, an honourable man would not lie. He is renowned for his honesty, frankness and absolute belief in the beauty of the universe. He wouldn’t sign anything refuting something which he did not fully disbelieve, and if even an iota of belief in synchronicity or astrology remains in his mind following his obvious exposure to scientific studies to the contrary then we owe it to him to remain open-minded. It’s that simple.

There is, however, more compelling evidence than the reputation of a man for whom millions have the utmost respect, and that is in the form of what is known as the “Mars Effect”. I’m going to go into it more in the third instalment of this series of articles, because holy shit it pretty much confirms that astrology actually affects us, but for now I’ll abridge the information in as thorough a way as I can:

The Mars Effect in action.

The Mars Effect is the popular name given to a study performed by French scientist Michel Gauquelin in 1955, which utilised natal charts and astronomical data to track the movements of Mars in relation to the birth of notable sportspeople. What the study revealed was incredible, and is considered by many to be the first piece in a puzzle revealing the true power of astrology; people born with prominent “Mars” signs were far more physically adept than their non-Martian counterparts.

Wait what?!

Given what we know about the nature of the Martian people (spirit science 12, go watch it) does this not make perfect sense? And this is still observable today?! And the experiments can be replicated and may well be used in the selection of athletes for the upcoming 2012 Olympics?! What the fuuuuuuuck?!

It’s not just Mars either, Gauquelin found correlations of diurnal positioning between different celestial objects- most notably planets in our solar system- and other professions. Doctors, Lawyers, Journalists, they were all there and almost all of them had skillsets relating to astrological data. It was mindblowing, and of course took heavy flack. Gauquelin was accused of selective auditing, and fiddling the data, but after nearly sixty years the experiments and data still hold up! It’s a modern miracle!

Tomorrow, I’ll explain it fully in the final instalment of Astrology, Astrology III: The Mars Effect! But for now, just know that while there are frauds out there there is of course that 99% truth to everything that the devil will use to fuel his 1% hatemachine.

Man I can’t wait to write tomorrow’s article. Maybe to make up for lost  time I’ll write it today.

Crash and burn!

Astrology 1: Cold Reading

The universe in which we live is littered with thousands of belief systems, all of which attempt to give us a little comfort in the vast, unseeable ocean of discord that is the future. We have no idea what tomorrow holds, be it joy or sadness, hunger or famine, life or death; and as such we fear that which we cannot see.

There are many means by which people claim to be able to divine coming events, and some of them have proven to be valid, but the most popularised one of all time is probably astrology. Any spiritual person can tell you that astrology isn’t a mere means of fortune-telling, and as such in another three-part series of articles I will be explaining the field in as much depth as can really be expected.

Today’s article will, however, be focusing primarily on the most-used (and therefore most ‘understood’) field of astrology: Its apparent usage in uncovering the future.

Did you know that Ronald Regean, when he wasn’t busy being senile, was a firm believer in the accuracy of astrological prediction? Did you know that the field was invented by the Babylonians, who used it to predict political and sociological change? Did you know that astrology was popularised in the second century by the poem of Ptolemy, Tetrabiblos? Did you know that as a practise the church outlawed astrology until the Renaissance?

Did you know that a whopping 39% of Americans believe astrology to be a science?

Now, a good place to start would probably be the means by which practitioners are able to ‘read’ the activity of celestial bodies to find their meaning and as such attribute the effects said activity will have on the world. Most of you reading this will be aware of your “star-sign”, which is of course based upon your date of birth, and is for the most-part inconsequential in every day life.

There are some who give these signs absolute power over their perception of others (Ooh, a Scorpio, I bet you’re oh-so sexual etc) and other more reasonable people who understand it as a simple method of cataloguing the first of three astrological prerequisites required for an accurate ‘reading’, but I digress. The first step to gathering a bead on the future is quite simply to understand the twelve star-signs.

Once you understand these twelve signs the next step is an understanding of the movements of stars, planets and indeed the Earth itself; a daunting feat, particularly for someone working from a shop above a tattoo parlour, but something all astrologists must be able to do. Thanks to the advent of the Internet this field is now open to many more than it used to be, with websites replacing the popular almanacs which used to litter bookshops for just this purpose.

Now we move onto prediction: Understanding which signs are associated with each planet and what ‘rising’ and ‘falling’ has to do with influencing the lives of those on Earth, as well as what the moon has to do with everything. Once you’ve done that it is usually prudent to attempt a channelling, as time is non-linear on higher planes and compare your findings against those plucked from the wisdom of higher-beings. After that, extrapolate geometrically the paths of both the sun and the moon in reference to the procession of the equinox to observe the effects that the Earth’s current tilt has on your findings and off-put them accordingly.

Then throw all of this out of the window and make up whatever you want.

It may surprise some of you out there to know that I am not the first journalist to emerge from the heinous gene-pool of my family. I cannot name names, because that would be ultimately awful for everyone, but trust me when I say that there is no adherence to standard astrological practise when it comes to newspaper horoscopes.

All one has to do to realise this is look at the fact that every single fucking one of them is different. If astrology is the scientific tool of divination it claims to be, by which people actually live their lives then surely there should be some correlation or cohesion between these pages? Also notice the heavy emphasis on disclaimers, as well as the claims that they are for ‘entertainment only’ and surely at least one of your eyebrows should be raised.

Indeed it has been my horrific task on multiple occasions to fabricate some horoscope readings, and let me assure you that there is literally no legwork involved. You simply sit there, new blood (because all the real journalists have actual stories to report on), and type the first thing that comes into your head. If you’re having a bad day, then everyone should avoid tall, dark strangers- if you’re happy that day then fuck it, everyone should play the lottery!

There are a few choice phrases to throw in, and if you’re feeling particularly lazy then you simply re-write a horoscope from either an almanac site (which has predictions for all year) or a rival paper. It’s that easy. Oh, and as for those “choice phrases”? That’s a technique used by spiritual frauds the world over for years known as ‘cold-reading’.

That’s right! For hundreds of years people like me have been confusing, misleading and flat-out wronging people like you with this ultimately awful psychological system! People still profit from it hugely today, in the form of television mediums, palm-readers and even televangelists; so what is it?

Every human being alive has certain things happen to them over the course of their life, and these things are practically universal. This doesn’t just apply to ass-troll-o-gee or psychics, you could walk up to anyone on the street with these techniques and have them believe that you were gifted with extranormal abilities. Cold reading simply uses these events to generate an emotional (and therefore convincing) response.

How many of you have had a friend or relative die? How many of you know someone named “Steve”? How many of you have lost a love, or met someone without ever meaning to? Or even lost a job or experienced a loss in any way?

Oh yeah: All of you!

Because of this, it’s remarkably easy to write a prediction of the future and then have it appear validated because of how non-specific your prediction is. “You will suffer an untimely loss,” could be any number of common occurrences, yet the second you lose your keys, your dog or your grandma you remember the prediction and gasp because holy shit they got it right!

TV psychics are notorious for this. “Did someone here lose someone recently? Oh, you did madam?” Instantly you then examine the person who raised their hand: If they’re middle-aged then it’s a parent usually, if they’re older then it could be a partner, look for tan lines where wedding-rings used to be for widows. Once this probability has been calculated then you say “Oh, yes- it was your husband/father/corgi!” and they will be amazed by your psychic powers!

Next, calculate the probability of their name, but never act with certainty: “I’m getting… I’m getting an S?” S is a hugely common letter as far as names go, and the poor grief-stricken person will usually provide the rest for you: “Yes! His name was Steve!”. From there it’s a simple case of telling them that they’re resting in peace, or (and this is usually a good one) they don’t want you to worry about the money. Everyone, ever worries about finance, so you can use this common fear to emotionally manipulate, and gain credibility at the same time.

People will pay good money for comfort, whether it’s emotional closure following the death of a loved-one or providing apparent clarity as to spooky future events. Capitalising on this fear of the future is what keeps horoscope writers in business, and the ultimately thick believing them. If you want to read more on the statistics surrounding astrology then I’d recommend checking out the pamphlet Astrology: Fraud or Superstition, and if you really want to find out about cold-reading then why not read up on some techniques at

Anyway, that’s just about enough for today: Tabloids and magazines can’t tell you the future. The only future is the one we make for ourselves, and sure it can be scary or difficult to carve happiness from the granite of the universe, but it’s better than relying on the words of fools and frauds.

Next time: I explain this horribly complicated diagram!

Crash and burn!

The God Particle

So, physics is pretty interesting, right? Finding the rules which define our universe is always a noble goal, and of course it’s so mind-blisteringly complicated that only the very smartest can comprehend its true intricacies.

Even so, science is free to be studied by everyone! It’s not like the Catholic church pre-Lutherance wherein the bible was available only in Latin, meaning only the clergy could read it. Physics may be complex, but its goal is pure and it is free to all. In short, if you can read then you can partake in the glorious world of science!

I guess that’s why I find the world of science so appealing- there’s no secrecy to the whole affair. It’s simple measured cause and effect, free from the dubious drudgery of being visited by celestial beings, or the flat-out obvious lie that is a text only a certain, messianic individual is allowed to read. If someone falsifies the findings of an experiment then you can simply look into the matter yourself to refute their findings.

It’s a lot more progressive than faith, and yet without a certain degree of faith, science- and physics in particular- feels particularly barren.

So, if science is a quest to figure out how the world around us works, then surely a great place to start is figuring out how it came to be; discounting deities and cosmic intervention, there has to have been some kind of cataclysmic event which defined the way we all turned out today. The most popular theory of this event is what’s commonly known as the “Big Bang”, in which all matter in the universe was exploded from one central point, and was attributed mass accordingly.

Logically, since all matter continues to have mass we can extrapolate back the event which caused the Big Bang, but that’s where things get tricky: There’s a missing piece to the ever-expanding cosmic puzzle, which looks almost… Deliberate.

In his book A Brief History of Time the world-renowned physicist Prof. Stephen Hawking explains that in spite of his fervent explanations of events which before him had been attributed to divinity there is concrete evidence that conscious effort was put into tweaking the universe into existence. The evidence, he said, is in the very fabric of the universe itself- in the precisely calibrated charge of every proton, and the ‘perfect’ mass of every particle.

To summarise his work: The reason we live in a universe which can sustain life is that there has been some cosmic force which has endeavoured to create an environment which can sustain it. The charge on an atom isn’t just coincidental, to his mind (the smartest man on the planet) as without the precise level of charge and mass each contains it is flat-out impossible for electrical impulses to occur, and for corporeal life to manifest.

So, what defines this charge, and this mass? Well, theoretical physicists have worked for decades trying to figure it out, and there have been two wondrous developments in the world of scientific intrigue which are helping develop our understanding of how the world works. The first is the “implied discovery” of the Higgs Boson by the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at C.E.R.N., and the second is a little-known theory called Negative Space Architecture.

The Higgs Boson

If scientists love two things in this world it’s hilariously-named cocktails and smashing stuff. The LHC is responsible for two of these things, however one product it has achieved is a lot more noteworthy than the other. For once, I’m not talking about the “Black Hole”, which is one part gin, two parts gin and another part gin, so named because after two no words can pass the event horizon of your mouth.

No, this time I’m referring to the Higgs Boson, the so-called “God Particle”, which defines the mass of every particle in the universe.

Higgs Bosons haven’t existed with any observable effects since the instant of our universe’s genesis, wherein they ‘wrote’ the laws of physics which govern every physical law we understand today. In short, discovering them simply by smashing other stuff together would mean that we finally understood the very nature of the universe, and would redefine everything we knew to such an extent that science would be back to square one.

It’s a pretty momentous discovery- but guess what, even the LHC which is so big that it spans multiple countries hasn’t been able to find it yet.

What they have found, however is what we call an implied discovery- which feeds into the next section of the article, whereby we observe exactly what isn’t detectable which should be following an experiment. In the LHC’s logs of their innumerable world-breaking experiments are several inconsistencies unexplainable by modern science, and they’re completely changing the way we look at the world, dimensions and even theology. We’re on the verge of something incredible here, and the discovery of this ‘God Particle’, or ‘Antimatter’ or ‘Spirit Ion’ or whatever could finally prove the existence of other planes of reality, as well as all spiritual theory.

I’m pumped.

Negative Space Architecture

Everyone reading this will have heard of Sacred Geometry, of that I have no doubt, but have you ever heard of a fantastic chap named Roger Anthony Essig? Well, if you haven’t, then check this out:

The theories of Sacred Geometry, whether they are the Phi Ratio, the Fibonacci Spiral or the Flower of Life are being spotted more and more in what we already know about science. Human beings are, of course, trained to spot patterns in anything- it’s why the Rorschach test works, but when it comes to coincidences of this magnitude… Well, we don’t disregard something like this because of how commonsensical it is.

Still, this article isn’t the place to discuss the legitimacy of Sacred Geometry, I’ll let Drunvalo Melchizedek (who admittedly claims to be born in 1850 as a Taos woman, rather than as Bernard Perona in 1941 as he actually was) argue that side for you, but for the time being let’s just focus on the work of Essig. Is it just co-incidence that the “Flower of Life” and the initial stages of human cell division are identical? Is it coincidental that classical music and Pythagorean theory are almost undeniably intertwined? Probably not, but who cares!

Anyway, Roger Anthony Essig discovered that by modelling the Flower of Life in 3D some incredible geometric “coincidences” began cropping up. As a spiritually-aware person, we can presume that Essig knew of the ‘Platonic Solids’- a group of 3d geometric shapes which form practically everything we can observe here on Earth. They are as follows:

These manifest themselves at spiritually-relevant points within the shape (lending Melchizedek a little more credibility as they do so), however just with the LHC it’s what we don’t see which is the truly fascinating bit. You see, just at the Merkabah and the icosahedron are integrally linked, so too are the Platonic Solids and “Negative Space Architecture”. What we see emerging from the Flower of Life isn’t just the platonic solids we all know and love, but another platonic solid thought mathematically impossible.

The reason we call this theory “Negative Space” is because we are observing the parts ‘in-between’ conventional mathematical theory, and that’s where this new platonic solid comes in. It has two sides, three vertices and no definable edges. The faces of this solid are congruent with geometric theory, and it is this modelling of the Flower of Life which has led to their discovery. Physically, they look like three-dimensional versions of the ‘petals’ of the Flower- the yellow area on the image to the left.

Because of the incredibly low “load” of these “petals” they are able to be physically smaller than anything else in the universe. Because of that, it stands to reason that they in turn would be not only unobservable by say the Large Hadron Collider, but by the human eye. They could also explain the effects of consciousness on quantum events proved by the “Double Slit Experiment” (and written about right here).

It is only thanks to Essig’s 3D modelling of the Flower of Life that we have been made aware of this form, and hopefully by further understanding the intricate link between spirituality, sacred geometry and conventional science we will be able to prove so much of what was once lost. I’m not one to believe in any dogmatic system of belief without viable evidence, but this…

Well, how much more viable than undermining current mathematical theory can you get?